In a world where specialized cars and demanding drivers collide, one car dared to take a stand.  A car capable hitting 60 mph in under 5 seconds and getting almost 30 mpg on the highway.  “It simply cannot be done.”  A car with launch control and a trunk that can hold a stroller.  “Sure, kid.  We’ve all heard the stories.”  A car with a torque vectoring rear differential and a sumptuous leather interior with seating for four.  “You’re insane I tell ya.  Insane!”  A car with a dual-clutch paddle shifting transmission and a premium audio system.  [Beat.]  “My god!  It’s been under our noses this whole time.”  [Tires squeal, cut to car speeding off into the night.]  The Chimera.  Rated PG-13.

Hello Gentleman Motorist,

I was recently saw a group of cars drive by that clearly looked like they were in a “car gang” (think “The Fast And The Furious” when they race the guys in the American muscle cars).

How can a gentleman motorist navigate rolling up in a line of classic Dodge Chargers with souped-up engines popping out of the hood to see the next eagerly anticipated Fast and Furious sequel at the movie theater while keeping his gentlemanly stature and status?

The Expeditious & Perturbed Gentleman