The Gentleman Motorist doesn’t always drink Italian reds. But when he does, he prefers a Barolo. Valopollicellas and amorones are also quite good.
 Because gentlemen what gentleman would refuse an espresso or semseter at Oxford.
 For the gentlekid motorists.
 So as not to wake the gentlekid motorists.
 The Gentleman Motorist wonders what natural weather phenomena occur when all four zones are set to different extremes.
 Consistently voted best in the business.
 Just be sure that you don’t brag about the feel of warm wood in your hands. As Sterling Archer would say, “PHRASING!”
 Because a gentleman must be able to offer a lady his umbrella and should not have it flapping about noisily in the trunk of his automobile. This trunk-mounted option is effective, but lacks the panache of the Rollys Royce Phantom’s custom door-fitted umbrellas.
 A "torch" is merely a flashlight. But doesn't torch sound better?
 Opt for the Range Rover emblem but know they will be stolen as soon as you drive off the lot.
 This allows you to avoid confusion in the valet line at Auberge du Soleil.