Who is the Gentleman Motorist?
You are. Well perhaps some of you. If your automobile is set upon cinder blocks in your front yard, then this website is not for you. If your automobile’s body panels have different paint colors or no paint on them at all, then this website is not for you. If the value of your vehicle is dwarfed by the “value” of your after-market add-ons (excluding, perhaps, those overseen by Lars Klawitter), then this website is not for you.
Is the Gentleman Motorist for ladies?
Of course. While some of the Gentleman Motorist’s tastes may lie in the past, his views of women certainly do not. And, if we are being honest, there are certain gentlemen whose decision to purchase an automobile will be driven entirely by the female of the species. But we will address those men later. At bottom, the Gentleman Motorist admires a lady who is well-versed in all subjects.
I am not a gentleman of means. Is the Gentleman Motorist for me?
Absolutely. The wingtip is always on point, whether plucked from the clearance rack or assembled by hand on Old Bond Street. That said, the Gentleman Motorist prefers to pair Prada with Pirelli.
I don’t have a driver’s license. Should I read the Gentleman Motorist?
The Gentleman Motorist assumes that this question has been asked by a 14-year-old boy. But the Gentleman Motorist also knows that there are some gentlemen who prefer to be chauffeured to their destination of choice. And, in that case, one may enjoy the Gentleman Motorist in transit.
I am an environmentalist. Why should I read the Gentleman Motorist?
The Gentleman Motorist is not indifferent to the plight of the world around him. Moreover, the Gentleman Motorist is well aware that innovations in the automobile industry are leading to ever more efficient and exciting automobiles. Indeed, the Gentleman Motorist would drive a Tesla Model S, Porsche 918, or Audi A8L Diesel with great pleasure. Nevertheless, the Gentleman Motorist would walk before driving a Toyota Prius. Which, by the way, is even more environmentally friendly.
Isn’t an automobile merely a means of getting from Point A to Point B?
The Gentleman Motorist politely requests that you leave this website and promise never to return again.
You are. Well perhaps some of you. If your automobile is set upon cinder blocks in your front yard, then this website is not for you. If your automobile’s body panels have different paint colors or no paint on them at all, then this website is not for you. If the value of your vehicle is dwarfed by the “value” of your after-market add-ons (excluding, perhaps, those overseen by Lars Klawitter), then this website is not for you.
Is the Gentleman Motorist for ladies?
Of course. While some of the Gentleman Motorist’s tastes may lie in the past, his views of women certainly do not. And, if we are being honest, there are certain gentlemen whose decision to purchase an automobile will be driven entirely by the female of the species. But we will address those men later. At bottom, the Gentleman Motorist admires a lady who is well-versed in all subjects.
I am not a gentleman of means. Is the Gentleman Motorist for me?
Absolutely. The wingtip is always on point, whether plucked from the clearance rack or assembled by hand on Old Bond Street. That said, the Gentleman Motorist prefers to pair Prada with Pirelli.
I don’t have a driver’s license. Should I read the Gentleman Motorist?
The Gentleman Motorist assumes that this question has been asked by a 14-year-old boy. But the Gentleman Motorist also knows that there are some gentlemen who prefer to be chauffeured to their destination of choice. And, in that case, one may enjoy the Gentleman Motorist in transit.
I am an environmentalist. Why should I read the Gentleman Motorist?
The Gentleman Motorist is not indifferent to the plight of the world around him. Moreover, the Gentleman Motorist is well aware that innovations in the automobile industry are leading to ever more efficient and exciting automobiles. Indeed, the Gentleman Motorist would drive a Tesla Model S, Porsche 918, or Audi A8L Diesel with great pleasure. Nevertheless, the Gentleman Motorist would walk before driving a Toyota Prius. Which, by the way, is even more environmentally friendly.
Isn’t an automobile merely a means of getting from Point A to Point B?
The Gentleman Motorist politely requests that you leave this website and promise never to return again.