Gentleman’s Dilemma: What Is The Worst Car For A Gentleman Motorist?

This is a difficult question to answer given the vast number of automobiles worthy of consideration.  Moreover, Messieurs Clarkson, Hammond, and May have already nominated an excellent candidate in the Lexus SC 430.  Nonetheless, this is an important question deserving of the Gentleman Motorist’s time.  So we will attempt to answer it, contender by contender, in a continuing series called, "Perhaps Not."  Your suggestions are welcomed.