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[1] The Gentleman Motorist doesn’t always drink Italian reds. But when he does, he prefers a Barolo. Valopollicellas and amorones are also quite good.
[2] Because gentlemen what gentleman would refuse an espresso or semseter at Oxford.
[3] For the gentlekid motorists.
[4] So as not to wake the gentlekid motorists.
[5] The Gentleman Motorist wonders what natural weather phenomena occur when all four zones are set to different extremes.
[6] Consistently voted best in the business.
[7] Just be sure that you don’t brag about the feel of warm wood in your hands. As Sterling Archer would say, “PHRASING!”
[8] Because a gentleman must be able to offer a lady his umbrella and should not have it flapping about noisily in the trunk of his automobile. This trunk-mounted option is effective, but lacks the panache of the Rollys Royce Phantom’s custom door-fitted umbrellas.
[9] A "torch" is merely a flashlight. But doesn't torch sound better?
[10] Opt for the Range Rover emblem but know they will be stolen as soon as you drive off the lot.
[11] This allows you to avoid confusion in the valet line at Auberge du Soleil.